The Trenches
soon
Premiere
The premiere The set is ready. The show starts at launch.

The first sitcom written by the chart.

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Every trade on $SITCOM becomes a scene. Buy and you walk in, sell and you pack a suitcase, and the dev plays the landlord.

Premieres at launch

Every trade is a scene.

The chart writes the script and the set plays it out the moment it lands. Four rules run the whole show.

Buy, and you walk in.

A new character comes through the door with your wallet on its name tag. The bigger the buy, the bigger the character, and the audience claps.

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Sell, and you pack a suitcase.

Your character walks back out the door. Sell only part, and it stays on set for now.

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Sell at the low, hear the laugh.

When a sell leaves the market cap within 3% of its lowest point in the last 30 minutes, the studio audience laughs.

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The dev is the landlord.

Every buy or sell from the dev wallet airs live. The landlord walks in holding a sign with the amount, like every other scene.

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Starring whoever buys.

Your buy picks your role. Buy again and your character can grow into the next size.

The run of the show.

The first time the market cap reaches a mark, the cast moves somewhere new. A season is a set change. It predicts nothing.

Pilot ยท the premiere set

    Your entrance, on film.

    Paste your wallet. You are cast by what you hold, and your entrance comes back as a GIF, ready to post.

    Example